Vagina-first
Before her marriage bed was even cold, Gertrude jumped vagina-first into bed with Claudius.
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Before her marriage bed was even cold, Gertrude jumped vagina-first into bed with Claudius.
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Julianne Moore as “Famous Works of Art” by Peter Linderbergh - for Harper’s Bazaar
Seated Woman With Bent Knee by Egon Schiele, La Grande Odalisque by Ingres, Saint Praxidis by Vermeer, The Cripple by John Currin, Les danseuses by Edgar Degas, Madame X by John Singer, Girl with a Pearl Earring by Vermeer, Woman With a Fan by Modigliani, Man Crazy Nurse #3 by Richard Prince, Adele Bloch Bauer I by Gustav Klimt.
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It’s that time of year!
So many feels.
Nick Offerman wearing a wooden moustache and wig that he made himself. #win
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Get Messy. Look Clean.